My router finally died the other night. It had been on its last legs for quite some time so this came as nothing of a shock, except it chose to die right before I had two days worth of writing assignments to do. Much like dishwashers and beer coolers at restaurants that never break at… Continue reading March 9, 2014
Tag: humerous
January 1, 2014
I know that it may sound surprising, seeing as that I am a huge proponent of resolutions that change your life, but I’m actually not a big fan of New Year’s Resolutions. It isn’t the resolutions that bother me. I mean most people resolve for got things, and not to be meaner people or smoke… Continue reading January 1, 2014
December 28, 2013
I’m not going to lie, it threw me off a little when I didn’t see a blog from last Wednesday. And then I thought “Oh right, Christmas, no blog.” I guess it means something that I’m this aware of how often I am writing and want to be writing. Of course it probably means something… Continue reading December 28, 2013
December 21, 2013
I don’t know very much about horse racing. I mean, I probably know as much as most people do, but a lot of people knowing a little about something is not the same thing as a few people knowing a lot about it. Basically what I know is that jockeys have to be really small,… Continue reading December 21, 2013
December 18, 2013
I’ve been determined to write this blog for a few weeks now. Not that I’m going to write it, I don’t think I was going to say everything I first thought, only because between then and now I’ve learned a few more things about determination, but we’ll see where this rabbit hole leads to. There… Continue reading December 18, 2013
November 23, 2013
For those of you who read my Facebook posts (and I’m assuming that’s most of you because if you didn’t you probably wouldn’t be reading this right now) you know about my comic and cosmic misadventure this week. For the unfortunately lucky readers I may have snagged in my web who don’t know, I misplaced… Continue reading November 23, 2013
November 16, 2013
There’s a thumbprint in the middle of my left lens that looks like Bigfoot walked over to me and said “Lemme clean that off for you.” Didn’t notice it at first but then I had a couple of sips of coffee and the world became that much clearer and dirtier. My coffee mug is the… Continue reading November 16, 2013
October 23, 2013
A friend of mine used to joke that he would give anything except the time and effort to get into shape. Making any change in your life requires both of those. Having the desire to make a change doesn’t accomplish anything if you don’t put the work in and recognize the time commitment. Change doesn’t… Continue reading October 23, 2013
October 19, 2013
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October 16, 2013
I know I’m coming very late to this party, but I have to say that I just don’t get why anyone gives a crap about people who are famous just for being famous. It used to be that you became famous for accomplishing something, or discovering something or even just surviving something. And I don’t… Continue reading October 16, 2013